heyo what's good mamas

welcome to the realm. uh, i would prefer and advise those of you who are under the age of 18 to, like, not be here i guess? i don't really like kids and the things i like talking about aren't really for kids.

speaking of the things i like talking about, i'll tag content warnings where applicable. this is my personal website so like i'm not making anything here to please other people - i do it for me. if you choose to stick around and get psychic damage that's entirely on you. you're always free to close the tab if you don't like what you see.

if things look funny, try zooming in or out a little. also keep in mind that this site is not optimized for mobile so it'll probably look like shit if you try to browse it on your phone.

>>i'm not reading all that